TUMBLER BLACK

Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them. You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the “sup” head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

agile-scramble:

ask-derpy-whooves:

niall-dos:

It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:

MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.

I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O

THIS.

look at the notes

WHAT IS REALITY?!?!

(Source: pretttycunt)

gamefreaksnz:

Now available as a print on Deviant art.

Spread the word, gaming is a positive element.

Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

the-other-girl-who-waited:

I want a hardcopy of this book. Several thousands. And then I’ll hand them out to counter all of the narrow minded pamphlets that people hand out.

heyoscarwilde:

Videogame Children’s Books

illustrations by H. Caldwell Tanner :: via loldwell.com

slacktory:

Redditor JimKB made some awesome new Pokemon.

They leaked 6th gen pokemon :D

Foster the People - I Would Do Anything For You

This song, it just makes me happy all over and inside. The butterflies in my stomach feel like they’re on fire. Flaming Stomach Butterflies, that’s a pretty thought!

Not to sound like a pussy, but…

All I want to do is talk to Angel, and hold her in my arms, it sucks on several levels of shittyness that I have no way of contacting her outside of school, besides the few times she’s at her sister’s and is on the internet there. She makes me happy in ways that I haven’t felt in quite a long time (not THAT way, pervert!), I hope that she’s a keeper, this is a relationship that I want to last! I want to learn an instrument, so I can make her beautiful music that expresses how she makes me feel. I want to take her places, and show her off in the world! I want to learn every single thing about her, and for her to know everything about me! I know that only like six people are ever gonna see this, but I want it to be here, proof that I am falling for this girl, whose name is Angelina Maria Cook, and she is the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time. It’s only been two weeks, but if you’ve ever cared so deeply for someone, I hope you know where I’m coming from. How am I so lucky, really? She’s one of a kind, and she’s mine!! I’m going insane with emotions, what is going to become of me now? I’ve never been so comfortable, or felt so connected with anyone of the opposite gender, even before we’ve been dating. Things are better than I have ever imagined they would be.

This… was very much needed.

(Source: staypozitive)

brodoswaggins:

Lemon Pledge.

Thank you for this, Keaton!